Near's birthday (by Matty-Mario)

"Awww! Come on Mello! Tomorrows Near's birthday you have to give him at least something ."

"ARG! Damn it Matt. Can't you just shut up for a moment?"

"OK OK! But, I'm just saying he gave you something on your birthday didn't he?"

"Tsk. You know he always does and you know what I do with them."

"-sigh- Please?"

"arg....."

"PLEASE?!"

"FINE! God DAMN! If it will make you SHUT UP!"

HeHeHe...... This is going to be fun.

-3 Day's Later AKA Nia-san B-day :3-

If took me 3 days to convice Mello but I'm sure it will be worth it -does evil laugh to self-

"Matt do I really have to do this?!"

"Sure you do Mels! I'm almost sure Near will love it!"

"Guess what Matt? I wish I was colorblind, so when I choked you after this I'd have no way of knowing when to stop."

"Thats nice Mels. -starts pushing Mello to Near's Room-"

"I swear if you keep pushing me I'll break one of your legs by hitting it with the other!"

"OK OK. Mr.Violent!"

-When they get to Near's Room-

-Near's sitting down on the ground in his usual fashion when the boys walk in-

"Good luck Mello~! -Matt runs out the door locking it behind him-"

"GOD DAMN IT MATT!"

God, I can't believe I'm being forced to do this...

-Mello bends down and kisses Near SMACK on the lips and breaks away blushing violently-

"Happy Birthday Near......"

-Near smiled and pushed Mello's lips against his-

"Thank you Mello."